Tuesday, November 02, 2004
highlights of the day :
i was tailed to school today and i finally realised the pain in being stalked.vincent that basket trailed me all the way from the bus stop up to the main gate of RGPS..and accidentally caught me at the worst possible time..so dude keep whatever you saw to yourself!!
i'm not trying to brag or what, but realised doing so many econs MCQs certainly helped quite abit.before prelims everyone used to turn to Junyuan for help in econs.now even jy's turning to me for help in econs.hell..who could've expected that? but i guess after 20++ mcq papers i outta be good at sth.haha.lets just hope this transpires into confidence when it comes to the paper..cos i'll prob need my econs as much as i need my GP.
was tryin out physics mcq..and i didn't do too badly as well.talk abt pure luck or pure brains...i managed to get most correct (ie out of 46 i only had sth like 9 wrong..).guess this gotta be another confidence booster..but its still in its totally embryo stage.
played badminton (again) with the guys..and broke a rackat (again).this time the string snapped on me..not too sure why.i've never been a hugh smasher or sth..so the string snapping on me when i'm on my poorest day speaks volumes (of the craftmanship ofcos!).today's gotta be the worst day i've ever held a rackat.nothing came out good from my rackat, and the fact that Ms Ho was having so much fun with her soccer boys (meaning we actually spend close to an hour doing NOTHING) and the incessant noise produced by hockey sticks crashing together, hockey ball hitting against sth really hard, and girly shrieks (well capable of cracking any form of glass panals) made concentration any easier.I was already having a headache, so pardon me ppl (esp weijie since we practically couldn't connect the whole time until the only game we won) for bein moody and dreaming on the court.
totally burnt my legs out and finally comprehend the term dead legs in all sense of the words.my legs are as good as K.O-ed when i got home..never felt so sore.guess i seriously need help in fitness after As.
read the JC guide again..found pretty good lines frm it..here's some.
1.this one will send everyone laughing : RJC is one of the few JCs with touch rugby for girls, so you can see them touching each other during practice. So those who surf frequently for lesbian porn can come here to see some live "XXX" action... hehe
2.hell..if this's true i'm never stteppin into RJ: RJC, after months of deliberate voting from our loyal readers, have surpassed both SRJC and YJC by more than half to garner the prestigious name of "College with the Most Fat Ah Lians"!
3.ACJC's the best dressed and stuff..but here's sth extremely hilarious : Apparently, "xialan" means down penis. That was why all the students' dicks in ACJC were permanently pointing downwards. We now know why the students were branded "xialan".
i was tailed to school today and i finally realised the pain in being stalked.vincent that basket trailed me all the way from the bus stop up to the main gate of RGPS..and accidentally caught me at the worst possible time..so dude keep whatever you saw to yourself!!
i'm not trying to brag or what, but realised doing so many econs MCQs certainly helped quite abit.before prelims everyone used to turn to Junyuan for help in econs.now even jy's turning to me for help in econs.hell..who could've expected that? but i guess after 20++ mcq papers i outta be good at sth.haha.lets just hope this transpires into confidence when it comes to the paper..cos i'll prob need my econs as much as i need my GP.
was tryin out physics mcq..and i didn't do too badly as well.talk abt pure luck or pure brains...i managed to get most correct (ie out of 46 i only had sth like 9 wrong..).guess this gotta be another confidence booster..but its still in its totally embryo stage.
played badminton (again) with the guys..and broke a rackat (again).this time the string snapped on me..not too sure why.i've never been a hugh smasher or sth..so the string snapping on me when i'm on my poorest day speaks volumes (of the craftmanship ofcos!).today's gotta be the worst day i've ever held a rackat.nothing came out good from my rackat, and the fact that Ms Ho was having so much fun with her soccer boys (meaning we actually spend close to an hour doing NOTHING) and the incessant noise produced by hockey sticks crashing together, hockey ball hitting against sth really hard, and girly shrieks (well capable of cracking any form of glass panals) made concentration any easier.I was already having a headache, so pardon me ppl (esp weijie since we practically couldn't connect the whole time until the only game we won) for bein moody and dreaming on the court.
totally burnt my legs out and finally comprehend the term dead legs in all sense of the words.my legs are as good as K.O-ed when i got home..never felt so sore.guess i seriously need help in fitness after As.
read the JC guide again..found pretty good lines frm it..here's some.
1.this one will send everyone laughing : RJC is one of the few JCs with touch rugby for girls, so you can see them touching each other during practice. So those who surf frequently for lesbian porn can come here to see some live "XXX" action... hehe
2.hell..if this's true i'm never stteppin into RJ: RJC, after months of deliberate voting from our loyal readers, have surpassed both SRJC and YJC by more than half to garner the prestigious name of "College with the Most Fat Ah Lians"!
3.ACJC's the best dressed and stuff..but here's sth extremely hilarious : Apparently, "xialan" means down penis. That was why all the students' dicks in ACJC were permanently pointing downwards. We now know why the students were branded "xialan".
4.under HCJC, here's a great insult : The number of yandaos and chiobus are about the average national Junior College, but should be significantly more than the opposite NJC (National Junior College)
5.here's what the Saints adore about each other: The white top is just thick enough to hide the shape of the nipple, but thin enough to allow ventilation
6.and justin agreed to by adding : screwoff! there are things called bra man
7.adding on to the saints which simply makes me love NJ : Common trait about SAJC toilets are that shits are flushed promptly, but urine is left to evaporate.there's a pornographic picture depicting a dick with some messages, and a drawing of semen shooting out. In place of semen though, is blue tack (blue adhesive). The Saints are truly one artistic bunch!
8.about the famous student centre : A further requisite is that you are not allowed to study here. You can only relax. Cool huh? But please don't try any hanky-panky there
9.but that's not all abt the saints : One girl is so ugly, she even has a moustache!Don't catch her walking past while you are having your meal, or you'll risk losing your appetite. She thinks she is so chio and tries to show off her body by wearing figure-hugging PE shirts. ARGHH!!!
10.ever wondered why is VJ so..popular? here's a geographical explanation: thebeach makes for cool sea breezes, lovely evening walks, the flattest cross country route for any school, swimming for those foolhardy enough to brave the brackish oily waters, and romantic "paktoring" for the more exhibitionist types.It may be interesting to note that Cleo magazine has in the past rated the new VJC classrooms as one of the best places for such activities
11. its so popular even beckham visited VJ..and more : Rumours of an afternoon tryst with the former principal of the same name under the pretext of a "private tea" have glaringly been neither confirmed nor denied by the school administration.Suspicions were being raised after the statement "He signed his ball and gave it to me!" was made by the principal during morning assembly the next day after his visit.
12.regardin the beloved CJC uniform: It also looks similar to the Philips factory worker uniform (assembly line staff). Maybe next time students can get Philips appliances for a discount.e flair type skirt is especially susceptible to wind and flies up easily (guys, stuff your nostrils with Kleenex).
13.not only uniforms, but toilets to boot: "You can eat from the floor," said one of our judges in amazement. One of the cleanest of all the JCs, they can be awarded an Oscar for the "Cleanest Toilet". One can stay inside for long without fainting.Vain guys who spend endless hours in front of the mirror to perfect their Armani hairstyles can comb until their scalps bleed. "Fabuloso" scents cloud the toilet, masking the stench created from the previous shitter who had a diarrhoea 2 minutes ago.
14.and last but not least (wondered who found out abt this..haha) : The best place for couples to make out is in the science labs on the 4th floor as it's always empty and dark.
these are jus a few points frm a few JCs..go read the whole guide to laugh your heads off!
off the bed...peace~!
rocked on at 1:13 AM
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